Dimruttloop Minbudwatsog is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, confident dryad.

Dimruttloop Minbudwatsog created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimruttloop Minbudwatsog, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dimruttloop Minbudwatsog, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dimruttloop Minbudwatsog's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dimruttloop Minbudwatsog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dimruttloop Minbudwatsog.

2. Never mention horses.

3. Worship no other gods but Dimruttloop Minbudwatsog.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never run near gulls.