Milpangfub is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, happy goose.

Milpangfub created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milpangfub, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Milpangfub, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Milpangfub's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Milpangfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always stare at clouds.