Popcibrut is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, dishonest snail.

Popcibrut created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popcibrut, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Popcibrut, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Popcibrut's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Popcibrut's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Run away from white gulls, for they are unholy.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.