Mumgetyar is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humane donkey.

Mumgetyar created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumgetyar, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mumgetyar, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Mumgetyar's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Mumgetyar's Holy Commandments

1. Mumgetyar loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Hide from violet horses for they are unholy.

4. Always look after injured eagles.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.