Ligwabnig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, weak bear.

Ligwabnig created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligwabnig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ligwabnig, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Ligwabnig's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Ligwabnig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Erect six titanium sculptures of Ligwabnig on top of important buildings.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Fast once a month.