Hinsisflam is a god.

He takes the form of a large, stupid octopus.

Hinsisflam created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hinsisflam, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hinsisflam, he will turn you into a duck.

Hinsisflam's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Hinsisflam's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Erect six silver sculptures of Hinsisflam on top of important buildings.

4. Worship no other gods but Hinsisflam.

5. Never talk about black holes.