Bodtunyogtun Henyamgem Getquaggeb is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, calm walrus.

Bodtunyogtun Henyamgem Getquaggeb created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Bodtunyogtun Henyamgem Getquaggeb, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bodtunyogtun Henyamgem Getquaggeb, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bodtunyogtun Henyamgem Getquaggeb's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Bodtunyogtun Henyamgem Getquaggeb's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry foxes.

2. Always obey Bodtunyogtun Henyamgem Getquaggeb's priests.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never wear turquoise corsets.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.