Jadsidkab is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, caring raven.

Jadsidkab created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadsidkab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jadsidkab, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Jadsidkab's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Jadsidkab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks in need.

2. Never run in the presence of otters.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.