Cutbellqueegyok is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, two-faced meerkat.

Cutbellqueegyok created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutbellqueegyok, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cutbellqueegyok, she will not invite you to parties.

Cutbellqueegyok's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Cutbellqueegyok's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always help sheep in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.