Janvenarf is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, merciful jellyfish.

Janvenarf created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Janvenarf, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Janvenarf, she will make you grow a tail.

Janvenarf's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Janvenarf's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Janvenarf.

3. Never paint your back cyan.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.