Wapzothap is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unthinking zebra.

Wapzothap created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapzothap, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wapzothap, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wapzothap's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Wapzothap's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always wear brown.