Bodtargmum is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, almighty pigeon.

Bodtargmum created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodtargmum, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bodtargmum, she will make you grow a tail.

Bodtargmum's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Bodtargmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Run away if seven eagles approach from the north.

3. Feed all hungry rats.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bodtargmum.