Canwabbut is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, weak centipede.

Canwabbut created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Canwabbut, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Canwabbut, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Canwabbut's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Canwabbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never eat peanuts.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not covet oxen.