Nullcumrul is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, intelligent fox.

Nullcumrul created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullcumrul, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nullcumrul, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nullcumrul's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nullcumrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always treat capybaras with great respect.