Quatfitwitwabsidmig is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, contented weasel.

Quatfitwitwabsidmig created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quatfitwitwabsidmig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quatfitwitwabsidmig, it will turn you into a duck.

Quatfitwitwabsidmig's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Quatfitwitwabsidmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Retreat if five great tits approach from the east.

3. Always help otters.

4. Always obey Quatfitwitwabsidmig's priests.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.