Cebwitcap Fagpanquill is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ruthless badger.

Cebwitcap Fagpanquill created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebwitcap Fagpanquill, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cebwitcap Fagpanquill, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cebwitcap Fagpanquill's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Cebwitcap Fagpanquill's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Cebwitcap Fagpanquill on top of all buildings.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.