Tarpladtof Cetyoknig is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable finch.

Tarpladtof Cetyoknig created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Tarpladtof Cetyoknig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tarpladtof Cetyoknig, it will have a low opinion of you.

Tarpladtof Cetyoknig's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Tarpladtof Cetyoknig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always look after injured aardvarks.

4. Retreat if three badgers approach from the north.

5. Never paint your neck cyan.