Sugtifcet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonest wyrm.

Sugtifcet created light two years ago.

If you believe in Sugtifcet, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sugtifcet, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Sugtifcet's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Sugtifcet's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Sugtifcet on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never eat bark.