Hadwipgud is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, astonishing beaver.

Hadwipgud created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hadwipgud, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hadwipgud, he will destroy your home planet.

Hadwipgud's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Hadwipgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not take Hadwipgud's name in vain.

5. Always help tortoises in need.