Legvanfutsitontnurtripcep is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous chinchilla.

Legvanfutsitontnurtripcep created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legvanfutsitontnurtripcep, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Legvanfutsitontnurtripcep, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Legvanfutsitontnurtripcep's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Legvanfutsitontnurtripcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Legvanfutsitontnurtripcep on top of important buildings.