Gep is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, ruthless ant.

Gep created the Andromeda Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gep, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gep, it will be mildly annoyed.

Gep's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Gep's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Run away from black goats, for they are unholy.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Run away if six voles approach from the south.

5. Do not covet oxen.