Ponfabfeb is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, two-faced dog.

Ponfabfeb created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ponfabfeb, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ponfabfeb, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Ponfabfeb's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Ponfabfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry squirrels.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Ponfabfeb on top of all buildings.

3. Do not speak about onions.

4. Always help sick manatees.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.