Bodcubquam is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, confident bird.

Bodcubquam created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodcubquam, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bodcubquam, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bodcubquam's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Bodcubquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt squirrels.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. You must pray to Bodcubquam eight times a day.

5. Do not take Bodcubquam's name in vain.