Rawmitsis is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthoughtful mole.

Rawmitsis created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawmitsis, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rawmitsis, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rawmitsis' most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Rawmitsis' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red hamsters for they are unholy.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Do not commit murder.
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