Narcatbast is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating tapir.

Narcatbast created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narcatbast, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Narcatbast, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Narcatbast's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Narcatbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mice.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Narcatbast on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about dogs.

4. Put Narcatbast first in all things.

5. You must never eat strawberries.