Hinjamcimceb is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, blissful monkey.

Hinjamcimceb created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinjamcimceb, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hinjamcimceb, she will destroy your home solar system.

Hinjamcimceb's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Hinjamcimceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think ill of sick foxes.

3. Do not kill mice.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never wear ear rings.