Gettailged is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciless crane.

Gettailged created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gettailged, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gettailged, it will turn you into a hamster.

Gettailged's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Gettailged's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Always wear black.