Popcadbidgadhitjab is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, contented aardvark.

Popcadbidgadhitjab created tapeworms three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popcadbidgadhitjab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Popcadbidgadhitjab, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Popcadbidgadhitjab's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Popcadbidgadhitjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near sharks.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.