Lidcetlam is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, witless giraffe.

Lidcetlam created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidcetlam, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lidcetlam, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Lidcetlam's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Lidcetlam's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention doves.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not speak about strawberries.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.