Yikdammat is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, sapient centipede.

Yikdammat created Europe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikdammat, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yikdammat, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yikdammat's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Yikdammat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to porpoises while wearing indigo tights.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.