Cutgemyar Rowarmab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthinking whale.

Cutgemyar Rowarmab created Mount Everest five million years ago.

If you believe in Cutgemyar Rowarmab, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cutgemyar Rowarmab, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Cutgemyar Rowarmab's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Cutgemyar Rowarmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cutgemyar Rowarmab's priests.

2. Run away from purple moths, for they are unholy.

3. Run away if four dogs approach from the south.

4. Do not eat gooseberries.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Cutgemyar Rowarmab.