Pig Vadladlarg is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, flying bat.

Pig Vadladlarg created gold five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pig Vadladlarg, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pig Vadladlarg, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Pig Vadladlarg's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Pig Vadladlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention otters.

2. Put Pig Vadladlarg first in all things.

3. Run away from pink dolphins, for they are unholy.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.