Raggattik is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, passionate dugong.

Raggattik created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Raggattik, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Raggattik, he will turn you into a mole.

Raggattik's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Raggattik's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. You must love Raggattik.

3. Run away if six ants approach from the west.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Raggattik on top of all buildings.

5. Never play with disobedient children.
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