Nadbamdut is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, dishonest hamster.

Nadbamdut created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nadbamdut, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nadbamdut, it will jump up and down on your head.

Nadbamdut's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Nadbamdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill squirrels.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Nadbamdut must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Do not hurt capybaras.