Hubtanfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, impressive hedgehog.

Hubtanfoss created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubtanfoss, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hubtanfoss, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Hubtanfoss' most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Hubtanfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about gravity.