Cumcubsig is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, emotional mouse.

Cumcubsig created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumcubsig, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cumcubsig, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cumcubsig's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cumcubsig's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Cumcubsig loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.