Liblistdum Dibfedgad is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, emotional fly.

Liblistdum Dibfedgad created an up quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Liblistdum Dibfedgad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Liblistdum Dibfedgad, he will cry a lot.

Liblistdum Dibfedgad's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Liblistdum Dibfedgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.