Sugcetzog is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, tranquil alligator.

Sugcetzog created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugcetzog, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sugcetzog, he will destroy your favourite star.

Sugcetzog's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Sugcetzog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles in need.

2. Never wear black boots.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Never sing in holy places.