Batjabnel is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, smart mongoose.

Batjabnel created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Batjabnel, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Batjabnel, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Batjabnel's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Batjabnel's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick moths.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

3. Always help snakes in need.

4. Never feed figs to nematodes while wearing turquoise dresses.

5. Respect your elders.