Danragciss is a god.

She takes the form of a large, proud salamander.

Danragciss created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Danragciss, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Danragciss, she will curse you with boils.

Danragciss' most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Danragciss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect three zinc sculptures of Danragciss on top of important buildings.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Never feed corn to turtles while wearing turquoise dresses.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.