Fubcambab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, effective ant.

Fubcambab created dark energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Fubcambab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fubcambab, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Fubcambab's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Fubcambab's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near snakes.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

4. Run away from blue tapirs, for they are unholy.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.