Hamdobhit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, witty rat.

Hamdobhit created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hamdobhit, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hamdobhit, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Hamdobhit's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Hamdobhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about tapirs.

2. Never bounce in the presence of snakes.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.