Sasnakstikcap is a god.

It takes the form of a small, omnipotent aardvark.

Sasnakstikcap created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasnakstikcap, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sasnakstikcap, it will turn you into a dog.

Sasnakstikcap's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Sasnakstikcap's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not kill hamsters.

3. Sasnakstikcap must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.