Yamhotyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, weak raven.

Yamhotyarp created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamhotyarp, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yamhotyarp, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yamhotyarp's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Yamhotyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Yamhotyarp loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think ill of sick voles.

4. Always look after injured gulls.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.