Flishan is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, moody goat.

Flishan created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flishan, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Flishan, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Flishan's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Flishan's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not take Flishan's name in vain.

3. Hide from cyan turtles for they are unholy.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never mention tapirs.