Larpzodbud is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, prudent snake.

Larpzodbud created dark energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpzodbud, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Larpzodbud, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Larpzodbud's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Larpzodbud's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Larpzodbud.

2. Put Larpzodbud first in all things.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.