Aftettigen is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tiresome dingo.

Aftettigen created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Aftettigen, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Aftettigen, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Aftettigen's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Aftettigen's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of seals.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about fire.