Ditquimbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, confident mouse.

Ditquimbaf created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditquimbaf, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ditquimbaf, he will not care.

Ditquimbaf's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Ditquimbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never jump in the presence of grasshopers.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

5. You must never eat onions.