Barnyesswat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, witless jaguar.

Barnyesswat created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Barnyesswat, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Barnyesswat, she will refuse to believe in you.

Barnyesswat's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Barnyesswat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not kill monkeys.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Barnyesswat.

5. Always take life seriously.