Tamsafmab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, weak giraffe.

Tamsafmab created humankind twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tamsafmab, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tamsafmab, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Tamsafmab's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tamsafmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Tamsafmab loves foxes, so they must be respected.

3. Tamsafmab loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never write about nebulae.